Jim was a man once too

Jim was a man once too y’know. The authorities always tried to tell him otherwise, but just because he was always flagrant with his sexuality, it didn’t mean that he was any less of a person. He enjoyed shagging fit girls in the streets and in libraries and in churches, but it became too much for his home town of Lincoln, Nebraska to take so they punished him. They put him in chains and told him that he was an animal. When the town grew sufficiently to need a zoo, Jim became the star attraction. To bypass the laws of slavery, they gave Jim his own species (which he was allowed to name) of Jimulus Fuckulotus. But Jim was once a man too y’know, was what kept going through Sparkle’s head, so much so that when she took her daughter to the zoo she would tell her over and over, until Sweet P finally became old enough to ask why Jim had been imprisoned in this way. Sparkle explained that Jim had just been an over erotic boy (due to some soap he had washed with was the common tale) from New Zealand who was just too much for the town to take. But he was spectacular, Sparkle exclaimed, and if Sweet P asked any other girl of enough age, they would agree. So on her 18th birthday Sweet P broke into the zoo and into Jim’s cage to wake him. Jim was surprisingly youthful as the town had been feeding him youth drugs to keep people coming to the zoo. Sweet P reached down and grabbed Jim erotically and climbed on top of him. Jim’s instincts kicked in and he gave it to her good, but as he was so used to animal life, he ate her. The end.